I’m fucking cackling

I gotta tell you, “Rounders” is one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen, almost delightfully so. It’s like Matt Damon & Ed Norton & John Malkovich & Martin Landau & whatever incredible asshole wrote the film were just trying to make fun of the movie audiences of 1997

The pre-cliched protagonist-narrated close to this film made me shit my pants with excitement, it was so overwhelming my skin hovered over my body & my eyes rolled back I swooned all the way to God; that there was enough cocaine in the world to jam it past an editor is miraculous