"Don’t misunderstand me. If my mother were in the habit of writing for publication I’m sure she would be the first to point out that teenaged pregnancy is no picnic."

Oh, really now
"Whose convenience? Certainly not that of the children who will never be born"
"Which is why I say without hesitation that pregnancy outside wedlock is superior to the success sequence."
The conservative answer to my family waiting for the right time to have a conventional number of children and provide for them would have been for me to wild ass knock my wife up while we were in college?
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