Some amazing Liverpool shithousery.

1. Dan James of Man United spent most of the game diving around, so Fabinho and Van Dijk made sure he found out what an actual tackle feels like!
2. Joe Gomez dares to win the ball from little Raheem Sterling. Sterling squares up to Gomez, who's about three feet taller than him, and Gomez just laughs in his face.
3. Neymar spends most of his time rolling around on the floor. Mr. Virgil Van Dijk decides he might as well tackle him for real
4. Our own captain, sorting out Diego Costa with a 'hard stare'
5. In the Club World Cup final, Rafinha spends the first half kicking Sadio Mane, who gets a yellow for daring to push him back. Andy Robertson says, "Sadio, calm down, I'll get him" and he does.
6. Messi moaned to the referee about Robbo making clean tackles on him. Robbo gave him a wee smack round the head to rattle him. It worked!
7. Tom Davies makes a crunching tackle on Andy Robertson, who makes sure Davies feels it as well. Then laughs in his face.
8. Bobby Firmino almost being blinded by Jan Vertonghen, leading to a vendetta against Spurs and a new celebration being born...
9. Fabinho getting revenge on Luis Suarez for time-wasting
10. Mason Holgate nearly breaking Bobby's neck, Bobby coming flying out of the stands and ready for a scrap. This makes Holgate shit himself and he later accused Bobby of racism, which was completely unfounded and Holgate was never punished for almost ruining his reputation.
11. Sterling, as usual, spent the entire match diving and rolling around. Virgil made him cry lmao
12. Virg's outstanding tackle on Mertens, which Virg defended, "Unfortunately I touched him, but I would never go in to hurt him or anything like that. I had the ball and obviously the wet pitch you slide through"
13. Joe Gomez sending future team-mate Jota into next week đź‘€
14. Klopp having to stop Gini from bodying a Sheffield United player
15. This Jamie Carragher tackle lmao
16. That time Graeme Souness broke the jaw of Dinamo Bucharest player Lica Movila and stayed on the pitch. Movilla had spent most of the game kicking LFC players. "Movila was warned,” Kenny Dalglish said. “Graeme told him that if he pulled his shirt again he’d get it. He got it."
17. Adrian telling an Everton player to "Fucking watch it" hahahaa
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