If Christianity Were Like a Modern Computer Game
(a thread)
Base Game :
You are an itinerant apocalyptic prophet, warning all about the approaching Kingdom of God. Assemble a party of 12 NPCs to act as your Apostles, but beware - one may be a betrayer! ...
You'll be opposed by both Religious and Civil Authorities, but you will have a wide array of signs and wonders to help in your mission.
Reviewer : This game is HARD. Never once have I been able to escape being crucified by the Romans!

But wait! Like any good game, there's DLC
DLC #1 Rise of the Church

In a post-crucifixion world, your job is to turn your group of followers from a tiny Jewish Sect to a Religion all it's own. Beware, the persecuting Romans are even tougher than before.
DLC #2 - Domination

You've been the underdog, now try being the Top Dog! You've managed the impossible - converting the Roman Emperor. See if you have what it takes to make your church in Rome not only the dominant force in the city - but in the whole empire!
DLC #2 introduces the Pope as a playable character, and adds Loot Boxes to the game. Relics! Can you find the pieces of the True Cross, the Shroud of Turin, the Spear of Destiny, or even the Holy Grail ? Collect them all!
DLC #3 - Protestantism
As Martin Luther, you must take on the established Church you see as corrupted. You may be branded a heretic, but if you can lead the Reformation, you will have really accomplished something. Kings and Queens may help you, but they have their own agendas!
DLC #3 adds powerful tools like The Gutenberg Bible, Indulgences, and The Ninety-Five Theses! Pre-Order and get a special "College of the Cardinals Influence" card.
DLC #4 - Coming to America
You've been an Institution for centuries, but you want a part of that growing American Capitalism! Transform yourself into an Entertainment MegaForce! How you do it is up to you, but the goal is the same - rake in those bucks!
DLC #4 introduces the Televangelist Player Class. You'll have to research the Cash Cow Tech Tree, where you start out with low-level tools like Bake Sales and Bingos, but eventually work your way up to powerful items like "Pastor Writes Books" and "Prosperity Gospel".
DLC #5 - Rapture
You may get Left Behind, but you won't be left out of the fun. Battle the Mark of the Beast! Survive Plagues! Can you make it to the 1000-year reign? Or will you fall into the lake of fire?

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