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celebrities r gonna b like "we deserve this." when theres a zombie apocalypse YA MAYBE U DO BUT I DIDNT DO SHIT..? sorry im just very mad rn bc i started imagining this scenario n ruined my own mood for no reason
when it starts twt stans r gonna b like "is it just me or are the zombies kinda... 
" and then months later these tweets get dug up and they're apologizing
" and then months later these tweets get dug up and they're apologizing
a tiktok saying ppl should say undead instead of zombie bc its dehumanizing n their mom turned into a zombie n the comments are "i just KNOW uve gotten bit n aren't telling anyone..." "lets ask ur mom if she cares 
" "the zombies aren't gonna fuck u 
"
" "the zombies aren't gonna fuck u "
ppl romanticizing being bit "i'd love to be undead. to shut my brain off n live as a husk of my former self. we were made to be wild..." n so on n so forth OH BROTHER
FIRST thing im doing in a zombie apocalypse is blocking ellen degenerous i swear
