celebrities r gonna b like "we deserve this." when theres a zombie apocalypse YA MAYBE U DO BUT I DIDNT DO SHIT..? sorry im just very mad rn bc i started imagining this scenario n ruined my own mood for no reason

when it starts twt stans r gonna b like "is it just me or are the zombies kinda... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">" and then months later these tweets get dug up and they& #39;re apologizing

a tiktok saying ppl should say undead instead of zombie bc its dehumanizing n their mom turned into a zombie n the comments are "i just KNOW uve gotten bit n aren& #39;t telling anyone..." "lets ask ur mom if she cares https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎤" title="Mikrofon" aria-label="Emoji: Mikrofon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧟‍♀️" title="Weiblicher Zombie" aria-label="Emoji: Weiblicher Zombie"> " "the zombies aren& #39;t gonna fuck u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">"

ppl romanticizing being bit "i& #39;d love to be undead. to shut my brain off n live as a husk of my former self. we were made to be wild..." n so on n so forth OH BROTHER

FIRST thing im doing in a zombie apocalypse is blocking ellen degenerous i swear