Here is a thread comparing 2 premier league managers whose rivalry was pure shithousery and a joy to watch: Antonio Conte vs Jose Mourinho.

Disclaimer: Since this thread is based on their rivalry in the premier league, I will stick to the timeline until 2017/18 as it would be apt for the comparison.

Starting off with trophies, the bald cunt has won 9 trophies across his juventus, chelsea and inter span along with various other smaller achievements. This number is fuck all compared to the Portuguese fraud, who has 33 trophies to his name, 38 individual awards, and 60 medals.

Portuguese pep wannabe may not be your favorite manager, but he might be better than your favorite manager at winning.

but age wise, bald idiot has the upper edge at just 50 years of age, he still has a lot to offer in the footballing world. But based on his rut in chelsea's second season, its safe to say even lions can slip.

Next is style of play. Both cunts play shite football and most of the time you cry blood watching these two against each other. In other words, boring football. Average 1 goal per game. You would rather watch pitch fall than watch these managers' football.

Next question is how do they rank up against each other? for the two seasons they were truly against each other, bald cunt has won 3 out of the 5 fixtures against each other. Don't let this fool you into thinking the bald ass is better.

Coming up next is ability in the knockout round. The bald cunt has a shit record in cup knockouts. The highest point ever reached in the champions league is quarter finals. All that shit football doesn't win you knockout matches eh?

On the other hand, Portuguese asshole is a Mastermind when it comes to knockout rounds. Man's prime to win any cup competition, won the Europa league, won the CL with piss Porto and what not.

But as a player, the bald cunt is a really good player and miles better than the player Mourinho was. Italian cunt captained both Juventus and Italy.
Don't even know if Portuguese cunt played football though.

the bald cunt shows "pashun11" on the sidelines. It doesn't really mean much if he drops points vs Huddersfield. The portuguese cunt is composed, most of the time, and gets the job done. Although his record at man utd and tottenham prove to be anomalies, it has been a pattern.

Embarrassing results. When it comes to embarrassing results, cuntman is up there with the best. Might probably be the best. Man's managed to lose to Burnley, Crystal palace, West Ham, dropped points against Huddersfield, Leicester, West Ham(2nd fixture) and more in his 2nd season

The Portuguese cunt has also had some embarrassing results, mostly being draws and some petty losses. Although I prefer not to talk on the Tottenham stint, man has he been shit there. has conceded against every shit team there is and gets embarrassed by relegation teams

In conclusion, although portuguese fraud may be an arrogant prick who lets his ego take over his critical thinking, he has been a better manager than the ex baldie, although this may change considering one is on the downhill and the other, uphill. only time will tell.

The thread has come to an end, just like both these bastards premier league stints. for anyone who wants to become a manager, i suggest dont play shit football for results, because thats not football.