Funny Story from 2002
A Little thread

I was form 2 and we’re where staying in Glen Norah on the second floor. I was coming from school, Hungry and tired and it was almost lunch and I walked up to the door and somehow I saw that there where signs of forced entry

But why would my dad do such a thing? That was in my head, so I was like just in case he is doing some crazy things I just opened the door the widest I could and then boom on the middle of the house on my mothers coffee table.

Was a formally dressed men with a leather jacket and hat carefully packing away the new cassette stereo and it’s detachable speakers (he didn’t know you could detach them) into a cardbox. Mind you it’s just me and him in the whole flat.

The guys quickly runs to the door and holds my hand and say it’s not what it look like... (how I’m rolling as I write this how stupid I was, nigga you are stealing & you saying that. He pulls me into the house and closes the door

And then he goes on to say something like, I was going to take this stuff away but since you are here I’ll just walk away and won’t take anything away. But can you promise me that you will not scream or shout.

I’m like 15 or 14 at the time still shell shocked I didn’t say anything. Quickly he then says I’ll lock you on the bathroom and leave and if you scream I’ll come back and kill you... (for a radio bruv you will kill me a radio). Still speechless I nod my head.

He closes the bathroom window and locks me in the bathroom and he walk out of the house. For like 2 min I sat there in the bathroom quietly. (Why why Kelvin didn’t you shout or scream I wonder at at least)

I eventually climbed out through the bathroom window and walked into the house and i saw that all the things where still on the table... my first instinct was to lock the door

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I ran to my parents bathroom and I saw that he didn’t touch my parents room. And I went to my room and boy oh boy it’s was upside down nigga found th cardboard box in my room.. and threw everything out.

I cleaned up and then remember I’ll hungry and so I walked into the kitchen, the mess...

Oga thief made himself breakfast and also decided to have my bread for lunch with peanut butter

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My friend laughed that I was locked in the toilet & I never shared this story since .

End of thread..
What your experience with thieves

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