star wars characters and their starbucks orders
anakin: he always gets like three cold brews with espresso and ends up shaking and regretting drinking all of it every single time
obi-wan: he likes vanilla bean lattes with whipped cream because they feel like a hug to him
padme: she just gets some iced green tea and a cookie, she’s sane unlike anakin
luke: he only gets pink drinks and refuses to try anything else
leia: plain, black hot coffee. she needs it to put up with the bullshit she deals with
han: gets espresso to seem cool but secretly orders frappuccinos when he’s alone
rey: gets the mango passionfruit drink (with lemonade) every time and it never disappoints her
finn: gets really specific lattes he read about on pinterest . white chocolate cinnamon chai latte ? sure he’ll get that for today !
poe: it’s something different every time. nobody fucking knows what he’s gonna get when he goes through that drive-through and it terrifies them. frappuccino? latte? tea? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS
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