Luke_MCFC career mode thread. Taking city right to the very top

Not actually bald, just have a theory bald managers are better and want all the odds in my favour
First job. Get rid of the scrubs
Steffen -> Neuer
Garcia -> Ramos
Mendy -> Marcelo

Scrubs out. Serial winners in. Here’s how the team looks
Also spent £120m on Carl Jenkinson to wind up virgins on Twitter.

I’m sure sheik mansour won’t mind
Had a look at the board objectives. All financial bollocks so set my own targets:

• Win the fucking lot
September:

Poor start to the season. 4th and united are top. Fans calling for my bald head already

Worth noting that im simulating all the games as it would be unfair on the other teams if I played
October:

Superb month, 3/3 wins in the league Sees us leapfrog united and go top.

And most importantly a 2-1 victory over whatever pub league side that is had put us in the next round of the carabao cup

Turning the early haters into fans
Got the months wrong. First one was august and second was September.

Calendar reading skills not quite up to the high standards I set. Apologies
Actual October:

Another carabao cup win, starting to get my hopes up

Title rice has begun. Seeing as spurs and united are our main challengers I’ve already booked the bus parade for May
First Manchester derby:

A 1-0 win over united keeps us top. Had a word with ole after the game. Called him a “Norwegian Bob Bradley”. He wasn’t impressed

The truth stings
Simulated untill the end of the season

League : 1st
Ucl: Semi Final
Carabao cup: 1st
Fa cup: Round 4

Only 2 trophies. Poor season

Failed at my goal to win the quadruple so handed in my letter of resignation with shame

Decided to retire, clearly management isn’t for me.
Best to stick with pep. End of thread
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