i like the number two because of the certainty it holds with regard to every even number, no matter how big an even number may be, this badass number is gonna divide you. as the only even prime number, it holds a lot of responsibility poor baby, but i just wish it the best.

the number two exudes this ethereal feeling of balance. perfectly divisible into two equal parts is such a cool number thing to do; 1+1
the pythagoreans thought the number two was unlucky but plato said no because two represents the primary relationship between any two objects-

that exist, so it couldn't be unlucky.
not to mention that the pythagoreans dedicated the second of every month to hades, because they believed that the number two was a harbinger of evil.

i like two, but i also like most numbers