There are Many Types of the So called RW Twitteratis

Cat - 1 : These are the MLAs - Mouth Looking Agents. They look for/seek Condemnation from PM, Ministers, CM every time their neighbour gets constipated 1/n
Cat - 2 : These are Polos - or Apology Seekers - Their only objective is to scourge for Statements from Leaders/Celebrities and then Seek/Demand Apologies, which never come anyway. 2/n
Cat - 3 : These are the 420s (oops Sorry 356s) - They are specialists in identifying incidents of violence in opposition ruled State, call for imposition of Presidents Rule at the drop of their pants, and use it to question the manliness of PM, HM 3/n
Cat - 4 : These are the Hindalium Vessels - The so called protectors of Hinduism. Their knowledge about Hinduism is miniscule, in any case. Their demands are wide ranging and methodology is abuse of PM from sunrise to midnight for not doing enough 4/n
Cat - 5 : These guys have Urinary Tract Infection - I call them SuSus. They outrage against the PM for everything under the sun. Even if no one dies on a given day, they still find that a flaw to abuse PM 5/n
Cat - 6 : Gyan Jeevis - They are special. They have Solutions for Everything under the sun & offers free gyan to PM, FM, HM, CMs, Babus how to handle issues from Toilet Cleaning to Patting Bidens Ass. That they cannot even tie their shoe laces properly is another matter 6/n
Cat - 7 : Supreme Idiots - I fall under this Category. These guys try to make some sense out of the tweets of the first 6 Categories but fail miserably. They show symptoms of High BP, Stress induced diabetes, lack of appetite 🤗n/n
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