I know that shark attacks only 7 people a year which is nothing considering 1+ billion sharks are in the ocean and I find them super cool, but fuck ever going in the ocean swimming or in a kayak or a fucking paddle board. fuck that. and you don't see them. i can't do it https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1389687289727627269

like you're a LAND ANIMAL going into the home of THESE THINGS. and if anything fucks with you you can't do shit because you are a LAND ANIMAL in the OCEAN. Never. Buy a pool. Just buy a pool. Or go to a community pool if you really want to swim. Anything but the ocean

and those stories of people fishing in japan or off the coast of Mexico or Africa and the tide sweeps them way out and they either die in a boat in the vast ocean or floating in the ocean. I'll take an overdose, stray bullet, really anything but being lost in the ocean. fuck that