If she only knows Albert Pujols as a member of the Angels, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she doesn’t know the Grizzlies were originally in Vancouver, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she thinks Isiah Thomas went to UW instead of Indiana, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she thinks this is a youtube influencer, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If he wasn’t her friend, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she never had this toy as a kid, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she has never heard the words, “You’ve Got Mail,” #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she never paid 1 cent for 12 CD’s, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she thinks “Faith” was originally sung by Limp Bizkit and not George Michael, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she never sent a self-addressed envelope to MTV for a sticker, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she never dialed a 1-900 line, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she doesn’t know who Miss Cleo is, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she doesn’t remember when VH1 and MTV actually played music videos all day, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she thinks Howard Stern has always been on satellite radio, #shestooyoungforyoubro
If she doesn’t remember when @netflix only used to send out DVD’s, #shestooyoungforyoubro