I like to imagine how long it would take John Wick to get through other action movies and I think he gets through Die Hard in about 45 min tops
Taken I’m thinking less than a day if we not counting travel
Bourne Identity? Give my guy maybe 3 days, once again a lot of travel and the memory issue
Rambo? Maybe an hour
Jack Reacher I’m gonna say like 8 hours
The hell am I talking about 30 min for Jack Reacher he really only had to kill 2 dudes and one was an old man
He’s flying Con Air and his homie has his insulin 20 minutes in
Face/Off is a confusing one that I don’t know how to gauge
The Fast and Furious movies are tough because he has destroyed every single car and there’s 50 of those movies
The accountant is pretty much better at math John Wick but idk know how good Wick is at math so that might take longer than the killing
Sorry Axel Foley but if they killed John Wicks best friend and possible lover it woulda been a 30 minute movie
I think John Wick gets The Matrix situation handled in 24 hours (this one I could probably talk about for 5 hours)
this one hurt to do because he’s literally my favorite movie villain but JDub get Simon Phoenix out of here in like 5 minutes
Having to sorta slander Simon Phoenix
I agree with everyone that the raid would take the same amount of time for John Wick
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