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Listen. I had to tell Twitter this. So my next door neighbours are an old couple in their late 60’s, dudes mad cool, the lady is a bit crazy but cool enough. Anyway. So last year out of the blue I bump into her and she tells me her husband has died.
I’m a bit sad because I got on with him well, I used to go round and have a rum with him etc so I’m grieving for the old boy thinking it’s proper sad.
Then a year and a bit along from when she told me he died we find ourselves at today.. I bump into her in the corridor
She says Joe I have something to tell you... MY HUSBAND IS NOT DEAD...........
I’m standing in the corridor with my bin bag on my way to work like...
She tells me she chucked him out when she found him talking to a woman online! And that he was dead to her. I’m already late for work. Speechless.
Another layer to the story. Dude left the house, made his way to America to meet this woman. Who turned out to be a catfish who took his money!
But now he’s moving back to the UK and back in with her next door! And she said ‘he’ll tell you all about it when he gets back’.
Listen. I’m just glad she told before he came back because if I’d have seen him in the corridor I’d have fainted.
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