sck's most well-known dialogues
//Urdu version//

~ a thread~

episode 1: "naam batane ki zaroorat nhi hai kyunke mein isay apni tootfarangi kehta hun."

episode 1: "tum mujhe ek aurat nhi lagteen."

episode 1:

episode 1: "astaghfirullah."

episode 1: "dekho tumhara dimagh waqayi khissak gaya hai."

episode 1: "naak se saans lo mun se bahar nikalo, andar, bahar, andar, bahar."

episode 1: (eda's thoughts) *mujhe seat belt bandhna ata hai lekn mein jaanboojh ke iss se bandhwaun gi kyunk ye banda Itna pyara hai aur ismein se kitni haseen khushboo Arhi hai haye mein mar na jaun*

episode 2: "mein jab chahun ga, din ya raat, tum meray pass hogi."

episode 2: "tum mujhe chhoouogay nhi. Mujhe galay nhi lagao gay, mera haath nhi pakro gay. Jab tak mein ijazat na dun."

episode 2: "awww ghhorayyyyy!!"

episode 2: "tumhari ammi ek daayan hain."

episode 2:
"İdher ao"
"Ye kaisi hai?"
- bht bari lekn bht achi.

episode 2:

episode 2: "doston kya hogaya hai yahan family bethi hai ye sab kamray mein jake karna."

episode 2: "khala? Aap tou bilkul madhuri dixit lagti hain."

episode 2:
"Jab se eda ne mujhe hatkariyon se bandha hai tabse bas mein iska hogaya hun."
- hatkariyan? hatkariyon se kya karrhi thi tum eda?

episode 2: "eda! Tum mar mara tou nhi gayeen?! Saans arhi hai?!"

episode 2: "bewafa larki se K2 cigarette achi hai, jalti hai jalati hai par labon tak tou ati hai."

episode 2: "meri zip band nhi horhi."

episode 2: "sonay jaisa achha"

episode 2: "abracadabragiligili chhoo."

episode 3: "chhorun, maaroon, chhorun, maaroon, chhorun, maaroon?"

episode 3: "koi sharam hoti hai koi haya hoti hai."

episode 3: "meray sath nachna pasand karogi?"

episode 3: *PEMRA*

episode 3: "kyun? Tumne apnay kutte Ka naam sanjeeda iss liye rakha hai kyunke tum har waqt sanjeeda rehtay ho?"

episode 3:
"Itni zaberdast khatoon bhala mujhse kyun jalne lage gi?"
- jalne k liye bht si cheezein hain.

episode 4: "pyar karo mujhe. Maatha choomo, haath pakro, galay lagao lekn haath tou lagao."