Anyone interested in hearing this story about how I almost suffocated while eating pussy??
And weā€™re off.
So I meet this woman who to this day is still the crush of my life. My friends are still mad at me to this day for the lengths I went to impress this woman. But fuck em.
So on the first link she came to the crib. She was coming from an event and I told her pull up on me. I had all intentions to take her out but I was feenin to see her. Like crackheadish (you know the Tyrone gif is coming)
She come through looking heart stopping as ever. Skip past the boring stuff of us having great convo and the luscious kissing begins. Boy I couldnā€™t believe I was blessed with a woman like this
We gettin touchy and feely and she stops me and says I donā€™t mind it going further but I gotta let you I didnā€™t expect it so I didnā€™t shave. I looked at her like a real nigga and said
Oooo buddy so we both with it. Pull down them panties to get to that platinum pussy and she had some of the straightest pubic hair... I loved it. Idk y I got more excited looking at it
One sec. too excited. Masturbation break
Aight so where was I. I get to clit caressing and her pubic hair and and my nose hairs was intertwined and dancing like a Disney ballroom. Yā€™all seen beauty and the beast.
So I was younger and I was into this ā€˜sit on my faceā€™ phase. I wanna be ya #1 seat baby (verbatim). I want my tongue so far in you I can taste your ambitions (not verbatim)
So she sittin. Iā€™m lickin. Crips are crippin. And I must be doing my thing cause she wet af. Like turn the faucet down. She said she hasnā€™t had sex in a while which explains the pubs. So fuck it baby leak out. Cream taste fresh from the source.
So with a mouth full of pussy Iā€™m breathing through my nose. Until I realized Iā€™m not breathing through my nose anymore. My brain starts to think maybe this is a sign of trouble. Like that spongebob episode
God I miss that woman. Hold on gonna beat one off again.
Aight thatā€™s the last one. So I was so into it I didnā€™t want to stop. I tried to breathe through my mouth and exhaled into her pussy and not only did I breathe back in my own air but i took in pussy air too. I was dealing with a pussy breath bag
I realized that she got so wet it seeped out into her pubic hair and created a wetness web which got into my nostrils and clogged my nose
So I got pussy juice up my nose. Pussy air in my lungs. And Iā€™m still eatin box because Iā€™m so in love. As nutritious as pussy is, itā€™s not good for the respiratory system. I start fading away (found this gif by accident but itā€™s perfect )
I eventually pass out n came to from her shaking me. I was willing to go to any lengths and that includes death to please this woman. And thatā€™s when I knew pussy gives life and pussy takes life
fin
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