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By popular demand I am holding another Subtweet Wednesday!
My DMs are open for the morning.
Send me the the vague and snarky things you want to tweet, but can’t.
I’ll tweet them anonymously for you in this thread.
My DMs are open for the morning.
Send me the the vague and snarky things you want to tweet, but can’t.
I’ll tweet them anonymously for you in this thread.
#1
Gym tweets are not a personality.
Gym tweets are not a personality.
#2
Reface fleets are also not a personality.
Reface fleets are also not a personality.
#3
“I’m staying away from the men on here” she says again.
Narrator: she didn’t.
**GIRL
don’t do it!**
“I’m staying away from the men on here” she says again.
Narrator: she didn’t.
**GIRL
don’t do it!**
#4
ella no quiere fux contigo, bro.
ella no quiere fux contigo, bro.
#5
nobody cares about your fucking puzzle patricia
nobody cares about your fucking puzzle patricia
A lot of you are sending me “isn’t a personality” subtweets. Branch out people!
#6
Constant flirting and self deprecating humor isn’t a personality.
(I kinda disagree here. Sorry, my dude.)
#6
Constant flirting and self deprecating humor isn’t a personality.
(I kinda disagree here. Sorry, my dude.)
#7
Keep your disgusting happiness off my TL, thankssssss
Keep your disgusting happiness off my TL, thankssssss
#8
11am: tweets precious picture of her children with her spouse
9pm: comments literal porn pics of herself for the twitter bros
11am: tweets precious picture of her children with her spouse
9pm: comments literal porn pics of herself for the twitter bros
#9
I cover half my face in my pics because I’m bashful and definitely not a self-centered wannabe thirst trap.
I cover half my face in my pics because I’m bashful and definitely not a self-centered wannabe thirst trap.
#10
Ik denk dat we in de eerste plaats nooit echt vrienden waren
(This made me sad)
Ik denk dat we in de eerste plaats nooit echt vrienden waren
(This made me sad)
#11
Your wooden elephant is a piece of shit.
Your wooden elephant is a piece of shit.
#12
My boss is a Richard.
(I think this one is universal)
My boss is a Richard.
(I think this one is universal)
#13
Goontwitter is a product placement echo chamber
(I don’t get this one
)
Goontwitter is a product placement echo chamber
(I don’t get this one
)
#14
I’d rather be an over processed Picasso than a Dollar General replica of emo Barbie with a drug problem and a narcissism complex.
I’d rather be an over processed Picasso than a Dollar General replica of emo Barbie with a drug problem and a narcissism complex.
#15
All the ginger beers except Barritts can go fuck themselves.
All the ginger beers except Barritts can go fuck themselves.
#16
It’s not a thirst trap if you volunteer.
It’s not a thirst trap if you volunteer.
#17
Fancy? More like Nasty.
Fancy? More like Nasty.
#18
Adults shouldn’t have alt Twitter accounts.
Adults shouldn’t have alt Twitter accounts.
#19
We all see you skipped leg day.
(That’s so mean!)
We all see you skipped leg day.
(That’s so mean!)
#20
**controversial**
Finn should have died in Episode 8.
**controversial**
Finn should have died in Episode 8.
#21
IPA's are terrible. They taste like someone combined wood clippings with ethanol.
IPA's are terrible. They taste like someone combined wood clippings with ethanol.
#22
This one feels very personal
Your Padres are a disappointment losing to the Pirates.
This one feels very personal
Your Padres are a disappointment losing to the Pirates.
Thank you all for coming to Subtweet Wednesday where everyone insults or gets insulted by random strangers on the internet.
See you next time and remember:
The 90’s called. They want that tribal tattoo that you picked from the flash sheet displayed in the shop back.
See you next time and remember:
The 90’s called. They want that tribal tattoo that you picked from the flash sheet displayed in the shop back.
