By popular demand I am holding another Subtweet Wednesday!
My DMs are open for the morning.
Send me the the vague and snarky things you want to tweet, but can’t.
I’ll tweet them anonymously for you in this thread.
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My DMs are open for the morning.
Send me the the vague and snarky things you want to tweet, but can’t.
I’ll tweet them anonymously for you in this thread.
#1
Gym tweets are not a personality.
Gym tweets are not a personality.
#2
Reface fleets are also not a personality.
Reface fleets are also not a personality.
#3
“I’m staying away from the men on here” she says again.
Narrator: she didn’t.
**GIRL
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“I’m staying away from the men on here” she says again.
Narrator: she didn’t.
**GIRL
#4
ella no quiere fux contigo, bro.
ella no quiere fux contigo, bro.
A lot of you are sending me “isn’t a personality” subtweets. Branch out people!
#6
Constant flirting and self deprecating humor isn’t a personality.
(I kinda disagree here. Sorry, my dude.)
#6
Constant flirting and self deprecating humor isn’t a personality.
(I kinda disagree here. Sorry, my dude.)
#8
11am: tweets precious picture of her children with her spouse
9pm: comments literal porn pics of herself for the twitter bros
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11am: tweets precious picture of her children with her spouse
9pm: comments literal porn pics of herself for the twitter bros
#9
I cover half my face in my pics because I’m bashful and definitely not a self-centered wannabe thirst trap.
I cover half my face in my pics because I’m bashful and definitely not a self-centered wannabe thirst trap.
#11
Your wooden elephant is a piece of shit.
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Your wooden elephant is a piece of shit.
#13
Goontwitter is a product placement echo chamber
(I don’t get this one
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Goontwitter is a product placement echo chamber
(I don’t get this one
#14
I’d rather be an over processed Picasso than a Dollar General replica of emo Barbie with a drug problem and a narcissism complex.
I’d rather be an over processed Picasso than a Dollar General replica of emo Barbie with a drug problem and a narcissism complex.
#18
Adults shouldn’t have alt Twitter accounts.
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Adults shouldn’t have alt Twitter accounts.
#22
This one feels very personal
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Your Padres are a disappointment losing to the Pirates.
This one feels very personal
Your Padres are a disappointment losing to the Pirates.
Thank you all for coming to Subtweet Wednesday where everyone insults or gets insulted by random strangers on the internet.
See you next time and remember:
The 90’s called. They want that tribal tattoo that you picked from the flash sheet displayed in the shop back.
See you next time and remember:
The 90’s called. They want that tribal tattoo that you picked from the flash sheet displayed in the shop back.