Thread of me watching Ripper Street (but the plot twist is that I'm only doing it for Myanna)

She's been ripped inspector

THERE SHE IS, THERE'S MY FAVOURITE MILF

This is kinda sus but ig people didn't know science in the 19th century

WIFE MATERIALLLLLL

I love her voice

She's so beautiful

This is just gonna be me simping for Myanna and complaining about men and the 19th century

I'm gonna watch the intro every single episode for a glimpse of wife

I don't care for this man

I really regret not reading up more on Jack The Ripper rn

I don't care about the plot I just want more Myanna....

I need to stop looking at pictures of Helena Bonham Carter when the plot gets too not-Myanna

A man. Ofc it is.

WAIT I JUST RECOGNISED HIM HE'S MR DARCY IN PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FROM 2005 THAT'S WHY I KNOW HIM

Gimme wife now pls...

Oh okay so THAT'S what we're doing

Proof enough bITCH

The fuck is that? I need to revamp my shitty English wordbank.... (i don't know if that's a word which honestly just proves my point even more)

If I weren't such a lesbian I'd probably be attracted to this guy

I call it having no taste

Pretty woman?

She looks like Bella from Twilight. Yes the character, not Kristen Stewart

Who gives a shit? I'm here for Myanna, no one else matters

YES! WIFE! LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

I hate men.

Kill him, babe

I hate him so fucking much

And yes, I'm biased leave me alone

@laraeilhart
This woman is pretty but why like her when you can stan Myanna intead?

This isn't anything against her it's just a statement that mr man has no taste here

I support how supportive this guy is

Whitechapel? Isn't that where Susan lives? Or smth?

I feel like him being supportive is bullshit because he's a man

"she deceived you" WHY DO YOU ASSUME SHE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP YOU LITTLE SHIT? DIE! BURN ON A PYRE!

I have a problem...

GIVE ME WIFE NOW

Trust no man bestie, and if you are a man.... Don't trust yourself

I understand nothing

Arson

IT'S HERRR

SHE'S EVERYTHING TO MEEEE

@. MYANNA BURING SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE

Rose is gonna die isn't she?

Or maybe she isn't?

KILL HIM

HE SLAPPED MYANNA THE LITTLE SHIT I'M GONNA COMMIT A WARCRIME

I KNOW THIS ISN'T REAL BUT NO ONE TOUCHES MY FAVOURITE MILF AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

R A G E

EXACTLY QUEEN HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUUU

For @Yourdeardeer and because I love her

Real picture of me studying for a test ca 3AM last night:

Damn interesting way to go out ig

@laraeilhart not sure if you want to be tagged again but if you don't just tell me and I'll stop

Damn I was wrong... she lives?

Anyway stan Myanna for being such an icon in this

But also what the fuck is this foreshadowing?

EPISODE 2 BESTIES

Weird toymaker man got banned from life RIP to him ig

That's kinda gay ngl

Stop angsting bitch you hurt the love of my life this is just karma

Myanna in that blue dress will be the death of me I swear

And also I'm still planning murder for Jackson he gets no rights (yes I'm a misandrist lesbian and what about it?)

NO SHE'S CRYING DON'T BE SAD I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO SHIFT FOR YOU I'M COMING TO BE THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MURDER LESBIAN YOU DESERVE

Okay but ngl this Emily is kinda cute too and if I wasn't simping so hard for every scene with Susan I would love her

1. Don't be jealous Rose it's boring and you can do better
2. Don't talk shit about Susan or I'll be forced to hate you, because I don't have a reason to like you anyway

@laraeilhart

So I kept watching and honestly I am going to kill for Susan (Myanna's character) in that dress, and the hat is just- I love her so much

Also I'm gonna kill this man and boil him in his own blood I have no love for men who can't respect women and hurt the loml

GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM HER OR ISTG I'M PERSONALLY DESTROYING YOU

I may hate Jackson but ig he's fine since he's saving her life

Still, he's a piece of shit and he doesn't deserve her like this is the bare minimum

FIRST HE CALLS HER HIS?????

AND THEN HE DOESN'T EVEN MANAGE TO SAVE HER???????

WHY DO I KEEP YOU AROUND IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY YOU ABSOLUTE SHITHEAD????

Oh okay I guess he can have like... one right

Mr Darcy really forgot how windows work.... Damn man I knew you were dumb but like... Even I know that glass breaks if you hit it hard enough

The way I'm never gonna use his name in this thread.... So true of me

They really think some kids are gonna make me care about these people... No the only reason I want this man dead is because he threatened Susan

I bet there's sentimental music on now but I'm watching with subtitles instead of sound so they won't get me

Bitch why can't they just get rid of this man thing?

Yeah you right miss pretty and nice random lady that's why I'm such a bitch too

Honestly we stan a kind, pretty atheist woman like yes girl be the kind of woman I will never be ever

I go for sexy and mean instead~~

12 min and still no Myanna episode 3 is looking bad so far

She kinda cute doe

What the fuck? I understand nothing

Much rage, very interesting, new side to Darcy ig

Emily is still beautiful, and I really need to know why I recognise the actress

It's death in paradise

Is she gonna dye?

Naked men are so fucking ugly

Actually men in general

She lived

I skipped so mane scenes to get Myanna scenes and I got like one. Not cool to trick me like that Ripper Street....

She's gorgeous in her one scene tho

MYANNAAA

WHO IS THIS WHO GETS HUGS FROM SUSAN GIVE ME A REASON TO LOVE HER RN BEFORE I GET JEALOUS AND START A SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HER PARADE INSTEAD

Also sidenote that was me starting episode 4 lol

Every time she says Lucy I think of @bellatrxlstrnge

Myanna call me darling challenge

She killed a man we been knew

No listen... She

Trauma hits different here

I hope we get much Susan here

She is beaty she is grace she has such an expressive face

Them putting Lucy in an asylum makes so much sense because if our Lucy lived in this time she would probably go there too but for entirely different reasons

SUSAN IN A ROBE I'M GAY

I've progressed tp the stage where I skip every scene without women

He's a simp

GREEN DRESS THIS TIME SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL I'M SO GAY PLS MS MYANNA GIVE ME SOME OF YOIR PERFECTION

I WANT WHAT SHE HAS BUT I ALSO WANT HER

DID HE JUST CALL HER HONEY???? IMMA STAB

HE TOUCHED HER I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TWICE BUT THERE WAS A REASON DAMN I'M TOO OVERPROTECTIVE HERE

NO HE HURT HER IMMA KILL HIM

I'm dressed like a 1950's housewife screaming at my phone about murdwr and homosexuality while my dog is trying to break into my room this is what life's really about

FUCK YOU NO ONE TOUCHES MY WIFE IMMA KILL YOU DARCY HAND THING OR NOT NO ONE LAYS HAND ON MY FAVES YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF HPRSE SHIT

KEEP MENTIONING THEM TOGETHER AND I WILL KILL YOU

I love her your honour

EXACTLY SUSAN KILL THE M*N

Exactly, he's a man, that's why it's good that she unalived him

She's so pretty

I love women

FUCK YOU FUCK HIM FUCK THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK

"I loved that girl like a sister" honey you're gay....

Asylums are so fucking weird

The fuck?

Damn she crazy

He really took all them drugs at once lmao

Drunk stoner man

I skipped so many scenes that now I don't even know who this guy is

I feel like I'm meant to like him

No I'm not

But she's so gorgeous now she really had a glow up when she stopped being drugged and locked up

I LOVE MYANNA SO MUCH

Episode 5

Is he putting whiskey in his beard on purpose?

NO NOT THE HORSE

Sure but where's Susan?

Mr Darcy if you wanna insult everyone who works at that brothel including Susan you can also feel free to lose your dick and balls roght fucking now castration is the response to discrimination

Them: *says heart*
Me: SUSAN'S SURNAME IS HART

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER I LOVE HER

Okay so I skipped like the entire episode and while I knew it wasn't gonna work I feel kinda bad for Drake now ngl....
Still Susan was so pretty in this episode I can't quite care

Episode 6 let's see if I care to actually watch any of the scenes without Susan today

I don't understand people with feelings

I really need to revamp my knowledge on victorian London

They're really sacrificing mr Moral-less here aren't they?

She really knows everyone doesn't she?

It's so sad that I like her because I feel like I'm gonna regret liking any character who isn't Susan

They keep throwing creepy dolls at me like this and I'll have to skip scenes again

I mean she's right but maybe don't tell the police that idk

Anyway I skipped like half an hour and still no Susan this is a hatecrime

Oh wow the police are corrupt I'm so surprised...

THEY FUCKING HURT SUSAN I GONNA KILL THEM ALL OR SO HELP ME PHIL

HOW DARE THEY

EVERY TIME THEY GIVE HER THAT BLUE DRESS SHE GETS HURT FOR SOME REASON IMMA KILL THEM ALL

Sidenote: She's simping

Me calling all the women she 99% of the time must be so hard to keep up with rn

Denial and bargaining so true of them

ARE THEY JUST NOT GONNA SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS TO SUSAN??? I NEED HER

Oh shit they caught him

Yeah so apparently her only purpose in this was to give Jackson a reason to cooperate

Gonna do episode 7 later tonight or tomorrow maybe

SHE! IS! EVERYTHING!

I don't care about the men but Susan Hart is the most wonderful person in this entire fuckery of a show

Wife

Listen I know the quality is shit but that's the prize I'm paying for watching this show illegally

I'm suing this entire franchise if something happens to her istg

I'M ABOUT TO KILL A MAN AGAIN

This thread is gonna get me suspended

ANYWAY HOW DARE YOU BE THIS CALM ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU'RE CLEARLY UPSETTING HER BY IT YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN JACKSON