lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

the follow up email just didn’t help at all

to clarify for the folks watching at home;
- she already had the paper written, she just forgot to submit
- she said that once she got home, passed out, woke up & realized her dreadful mistake, she sent ANOTHER email apologizing & asking the prof to disregard the prior emails

we couldn’t find the reply from the prof bc these were just screenshots she had saved from 2016, but to her recollection, the prof accepted the paper and she received an A and lived happily ever after