Thread by @ednafednamouton, The grande petite had to make a stuffed animal for a class. [...]

The grande petite had to make a stuffed animal for a class. She hates it. I love it. It's coming on our trip. Confused Voodoo Monkey is going on an adventure.

First pee break. Yes I sanitized every surface first.

Big ass statue of Sam Houston

Stopped for BBQ sandwiches, snacks and monkey skirts.

Stargate 0505... we've landed some effing where on the other side of bougie Texas and have stopped for coffee and to procure a goody for the grande petite. Status: generic, yet majestic, howling wolf lighter has been attained. We continue westward into the dark.

Back on the road. Short rest in Henrietta last night. Learned there is a "Bossier City discount" for nice people.

Came across a wild herd of wind turbines. My overly handsome husband says people in the know call them windmills. I digress.

Cadillac Ranch....home of the shitty tik-tokkers....

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Dash nap. Welcome to New Mexico.

Truck stop Indian buffet. And liquor. Nothing can go wrong here.

Vogue bitches.

Did I buy a Sombrero for one of my cats? No. I bought TWO Sombreros.

Surgery went well. Naps were had.. Bae needs to eat. Cleopatra Cafe for the win.

May drop him off.....

So before we left I bought a bunch of these Roblox mystery cubes to entice my sweet petites (

) to be extra good for their meemaw while we're gone. The catch- they can each open one at the end of the day after all homework has been done, etc. So far, so good.

So before we left I bought a bunch of these Roblox mystery cubes to entice my sweet petites () to be extra good for their meemaw while we're gone. The catch- they can each open one at the end of the day after all homework has been done, etc. So far, so good.

Bae is feeling better. Leaving Santa Fe and heading north. Stopped by Camel Rock because... Camel rock. And gas station coffee.

Stopped to have a look see at the Rio Grande River. Annnnd that a prescription bottle of maggots. Don't knock it until you try it.

Okay.

My ADHD arse could have stayed here for a while.

Well would you look at that.. Earthships.

Scenic privy

Heading north to Pueblo. It's so quiet and lovely here. Anyone need some sage? I know a guy. Also-good for you Brian. Good for you.

According to SOME political maps this entire area voted for McCheeto. Uh huh.

Fort Garland. There is a dispensary. All I get is coffee and a Big Hunk. Life just isn't fair sometimes.

Living la Vida loco in LA Veta. But not really.

Coffee break at the Loaf N Jug. And the dude didn't charge us for the coffee. I knew my shining cuteness would come in handy.

Someone is excited to be picking up his car.

Mountains. Everywhere.

Bae said I could drive the car once we got to the straightaway. I don't think it exists. I've been had.

Awwwee snap.

Navajo tacos and cowboy burgers. Okay I see you Frank's Eats and Sweets.

"Pretty sure you cleaned the back of the car out to make room for a dinosaur."

Yes.

Breakfast of champions. Or mamas everywhere.

"I saw you hit your brakes and figured you wanted to stop."
"...?"
"I'll be right here."

I'm not sure if this is a thing anywhere else, but where I'm from you throw up your hand or a single finger at oncoming cars as a greeting. I sincerely hope they don't think I'm flipping them the bird.