Thread by @ednafednamouton, The grande petite had to make a stuffed animal for a class. [...]

The grande petite had to make a stuffed animal for a class. She hates it. I love it. It& #39;s coming on our trip. Confused Voodoo Monkey is going on an adventure.

First pee break. Yes I sanitized every surface first.

Big ass statue of Sam Houston

Stopped for BBQ sandwiches, snacks and monkey skirts.

Stargate 0505... we& #39;ve landed some effing where on the other side of bougie Texas and have stopped for coffee and to procure a goody for the grande petite. Status: generic, yet majestic, howling wolf lighter has been attained. We continue westward into the dark.

Back on the road. Short rest in Henrietta last night. Learned there is a "Bossier City discount" for nice people.

Came across a wild herd of wind turbines. My overly handsome husband says people in the know call them windmills. I digress.

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Cadillac Ranch....home of the shitty tik-tokkers....

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Dash nap. Welcome to New Mexico.

Truck stop Indian buffet. And liquor. Nothing can go wrong here.

Vogue bitches.

Did I buy a Sombrero for one of my cats? No. I bought TWO Sombreros.

Surgery went well. Naps were had.. Bae needs to eat. Cleopatra Cafe for the win.

May drop him off.....

So before we left I bought a bunch of these Roblox mystery cubes to entice my sweet petites (

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Bae is feeling better. Leaving Santa Fe and heading north. Stopped by Camel Rock because... Camel rock. And gas station coffee.

Stopped to have a look see at the Rio Grande River. Annnnd that a prescription bottle of maggots. Don& #39;t knock it until you try it.

Okay.

My ADHD arse could have stayed here for a while.

Well would you look at that.. Earthships.

Scenic privy

Heading north to Pueblo. It& #39;s so quiet and lovely here. Anyone need some sage? I know a guy. Also-good for you Brian. Good for you.

According to SOME political maps this entire area voted for McCheeto. Uh huh.

Fort Garland. There is a dispensary. All I get is coffee and a Big Hunk. Life just isn& #39;t fair sometimes.

Living la Vida loco in LA Veta. But not really.

Coffee break at the Loaf N Jug. And the dude didn& #39;t charge us for the coffee. I knew my shining cuteness would come in handy.

Someone is excited to be picking up his car.

Mountains. Everywhere.

Bae said I could drive the car once we got to the straightaway. I don& #39;t think it exists. I& #39;ve been had.

Awwwee snap.

Navajo tacos and cowboy burgers. Okay I see you Frank& #39;s Eats and Sweets.

"Pretty sure you cleaned the back of the car out to make room for a dinosaur."

Yes.

Breakfast of champions. Or mamas everywhere.

"I saw you hit your brakes and figured you wanted to stop."
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"I& #39;ll be right here."

I& #39;m not sure if this is a thing anywhere else, but where I& #39;m from you throw up your hand or a single finger at oncoming cars as a greeting. I sincerely hope they don& #39;t think I& #39;m flipping them the bird.