I thought the reason I hadn't had toast for a while was that I hadn't bought bread, so I bought bread.

It's because I sold my toaster

I sold the toaster because I hadn't had toast for a while. Probably because I hadn't bought bread....

Living alone has been a wild ride.

I'm trying to buy another toaster but I can't remember what my kettle looks like and I don't want to get up and check.

How am I this bad at life

It's a sad indictment of my laziness that my first thought was to look up the article I wrote about my crappy smart kettle to see the pics

Unfortunately, like my toaster, the site is gone

I'm not sure I even fancy toast anymore