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I thought the reason I hadn& #39;t had toast for a while was that I hadn& #39;t bought bread, so I bought bread.
It& #39;s because I sold my toaster
It& #39;s because I sold my toaster
I sold the toaster because I hadn& #39;t had toast for a while. Probably because I hadn& #39;t bought bread....
Living alone has been a wild ride.
I& #39;m trying to buy another toaster but I can& #39;t remember what my kettle looks like and I don& #39;t want to get up and check.
How am I this bad at life
How am I this bad at life
It& #39;s a sad indictment of my laziness that my first thought was to look up the article I wrote about my crappy smart kettle to see the pics
