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one like = one term for penis that isnt "penis"
willy
schlong
dong
wee-wee
dick
cock
wiener
disco stick
boner
ding-a-ling
member
phallus
knob
prick
pecker
manhood
tadger
organ
johnson
wood
rod
thingy
skin flute
trouser snake
meatstick
pickle
anaconda
gherkin
ding dong
pee-pee
third leg
sausage
chode
magnum
pepperoni stick
dingus
tallywhacker
noodle
shaft
lollipop
stiffy
dipstick
john thomas
package
unit
twig
the D
one-eyed snake
tool
sword
nimrod
rammer
gristle
whistle
bishop
eggplant
little guy
full chub
wand
drumstick
hardon
purple helmeted soldier
firehose
tra-la-la
jimmy
salami
maypole
putz
banana
langer
the bald man
pink oboe
bratwurst
babymaker
peen
plonker
love muscle
piece of pork
whoopie stick
lap rocket
boink swatter
pork steeple
axe
tube steak
beaver basher
dagger
extendo
meat popsicle
pleasure pump
dingle
richard
destroyer
pringles can
womb broom
hog
bone ranger
helicopter propeller
the mickey
pisser
horn
pizzle
second brain
equipment
sperm shooter
child launcher
rooster
whopper
doorstop
wingding
bulge
protrusion
little friend
gonad
bepis
percy
junior
peewee
baseball bat
parsnip
private parts
pube tube
flanger
weenis
golf club
front tail
serpent
womb raider
vlad the impaler
joycon
condom filling
baguette
high rising
the poker
lockpicker
lizard
excalibur
piss weasel
yogurt gun
means of reproduction
veinous one
the-you-know-what
charles dickens
blowpipe
hotrod
lad
length
pony
gadget
gigglestick
scorpio-ruled body part
grappling hook
mechanical bull
exciter
inches
long dong silver
jizzmo gizmo
cockadoodledoo
wingwang
trojan horse
tower
thighscraper
censored area
panini
windsock
freud's envy
elevation
stretcher
macrohard
shorty
gusher
firework
nail
the bestie
bologna
peninsula
pinecone
peter
the needle
pants worm
veiny cigar
little clown
mushroom head
pocket rocket
pencil
membrum virile
pubic piston
bald headed yogurt slinger
pego
kielbasa
eighth wonder of the world
cocka-cola
wangdoodle
fuckpole
candlestick
flesh flute
lingam
the hammer
cucumber
sugar stick
prong
tassle
pez dispenser
dickle pickle
richard nixon
slingshot
slim jim
petite missile
dangler
drill
wee machine
lightsaber
captain
goliath
sexcalibur
personal weaponry
satans pitchfork
skin microphone
meat show
action jackson
hotdog
tiny tim
nut cannon
moby dick
schwanz
kickstand
the willy wonka
sex pistol
bedroom snake
meat thermometer
heat seeking moisture missile
family jewels
leaning tower of pp
lethal weapon
aubergine
the sad old man
fishing rod
human fungus
eleventh finger
meat puppet
pied piper
quiver bone
twinkie
zucchini
roundhead
pig skin bus
meatsicle
boomstick
doinker
electric eel
longfellow
private eye
tent pole
tonsil tickler
weapon of ass destruction
monster
donger the explorer
wife wrecker
dink
rodger
dork
battleship
titanic
throbber
jouster
cobra
baton
tromboner
bushwacker
cervix crusader
piece
pole
whore stick
pennsylvania
eggroll
bulldozer
mallet
leaky hose
jurassic pork
middle stump
wombpecker
short arm
wankstick
the demon
fiddle
lust pump
Hey just woke up and didn’t expect this tweet to do the rounds when I was asleep, I regret to inform you that I cannot possibly think of 400+ more terms for penis. I hope you understand my pain.
