Been alone with this unlocked computer in a medical exam room for 15 min now.
What are the odds these USB ports are disabled?
Answer: Zero chance. The wired keyboard and mouse are plugged in to USB ports.
Been sitting alone again for a while, but now the computer is logged into the record management system as the doctor.
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