I think one of the girls at work has a crush on me and here’s a list of reasons why:
1. She don’t even have her license yet, but when she gets it & her car if I’m ever too drunk she offered to pick me up
2. I mentioned that I haven’t watched the last season of Attack on Titan because it’s subbed and not dubbed on Hulu, homegirl gave me her funimation account to watch it
3. I mentioned idk what to watch funimation on and homegirl BOUGHT a fucken Roku adapter to give to me so I could watch it
Y’all I’m pretty sure she’s watching my IG stories Wth https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
She just voted on my IG poll!! (we don’t follow each other)
Omg y’all THIS HER
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