2 months ago had you told me the Kansas City @Royals would have the best record in baseball on May 3rd, I would’ve laughed in your face. But here we are. LFG!

Ok so yeah hand up f***ed up. @royals haven’t won since I tweeted this and are riding a 3 game losing streak. Time to turn it back around tonight! #beroyal

Alright welp that didn’t work. Gotta figure it out tonight with Duffy on the mound right? Jiminy crickets

Let’s try this again @Royals c’mon now (yes I’m going to keep this thread going until the curse losing streak I put on the team is broken)