I don't know why Raisin Bran is trending but once when my sisters and I were kids (age 11-5) my dad found some cow brains at the market for cheap, brought them home, boiled them, and served them to us. We said we'd die before eating cow brains & he said
we weren't allowed to leave the table until each of us ate one cow brain a piece. He then left the room. After a few minutes of just staring at our plates, one of my sisters ran to the fridge, grabbed the box of Raisin Bran sitting on top, and stuffed every last cow brain in.
Another sister had the bright idea of using a marker to sneakily add an "i” to Bran changing Raisin Bran to Raisin Brain and I haven't had cow brains or Raisin Bran since.
Was our ingenious plan discovered? Did the brains begin to smell? How long before we had to throw the box away? I'm sorry to say my brain has blocked a lot of these memories out 😳 Cow brains can do that to a kid
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