ALRIGHT I’M DOING IT. #NowWatching Wild Mountain Thyme
THE AUDACITY OF THIS MOVIE to think Christopher Walken can do any accent other than his own
THE AUDACITY OF THIS MOVIE to use Swan Lake in this way!
That is the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen in a movie
This is probably the most attractive Jamie Dornan has ever been, though.
EMILY BLUNT SMOKES A FREAKING PIPE IN THIS?!? YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER
The cross-cutting between these two scenes is TERRIBLE.
OOOOOOOH, AN “ARTISTIC” SHOT OF A HORSE BY A LEANING TREE!! How this ever got bad reviews, I will NEVER know!
I get that Jamie Dornan is attractive but... WHAT did he say that she finds so damn attractive?!? One or both of them is crazy.
Oh LORD he’s stammering a practice proposal to a donkey I may die from the cuteness
This is the most aggressively Irish movie since The Quiet Man
Is that... Tatiana Maslany under that strange “edgy” makeup?!?
WHY IS THIS MAN NOT THE LEAD OF THIS FILM
EMILY BLUNT SINGS!!! Which British actress has the better singing voice?
What is going on with Jamie Dornan and edgy girl?!?
... I HAVE A TININESS IN MY BRAIN?!? WHO SAYS THAT EVEN WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK?!?
HE HAS A GREY STREAK TOO?!?!? WTF HOW IS HE SO GOOD-LOOKING?!?
Oh lord OF COURSE a Jon Hamm character would rent a Rolls Royce to drive around the Irish countryside
Hypothesis: Jon Hamm has only ever been fully attractive in a genuine way (as opposed to a put-on way) in Mad Men, and yet Don Draper is the closest to a villain he’s ever played.
Okay if Hamm is showing up at the hospital for her mother, he must be REALLY attracted to Emily.
Was not expecting to learn so much about farming from this movie.
This whole “Not giving the farm to the son who deserves it” plotline sure got resolved easily...
Walken still has enough movie star magic that I’m actually a little moved by this near-deathbed reconciliation scene
Emily Blunt looks BORED AS HELL in this movie and I don’t blame her
She just... threatened to leave the country because he told her to stop smoking?!?!
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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