Share your pets, Twitter frens. Here are mine:

Big One is 8. He's fast, strong, and super smart. Little shit can open doors and constantly steals from the kitchen. (He loves olives, bananas, and cheese)

Plays fetch, then spends half his day kneading & sleeping on my lap.
Little One is 7, and the complete opposite of him. She's small, weak, and ditzy af. Only takes breaks from napping to eat đź’–

She's sometimes annoyed by me, but she loves my mom. Her and Big One are keeping her company in Turkey right now.
And Kara, 1. She's a spoiled, bipolar little lunatic who only takes breaks from attacking my legs to fall asleep on my lap, purring & getting belly rubs. If you touch her when she doesn't wanna be touched, she'll shiv you.

LOVES playing with crumpled up aluminum foil. idfk why.
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