Share your pets, Twitter frens. Here are mine:

Big One is 8. He& #39;s fast, strong, and super smart. Little shit can open doors and constantly steals from the kitchen. (He loves olives, bananas, and cheese)

Plays fetch, then spends half his day kneading & sleeping on my lap.
Little One is 7, and the complete opposite of him. She& #39;s small, weak, and ditzy af. Only takes breaks from napping to eat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’–" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">

She& #39;s sometimes annoyed by me, but she loves my mom. Her and Big One are keeping her company in Turkey right now.
And Kara, 1. She& #39;s a spoiled, bipolar little lunatic who only takes breaks from attacking my legs to fall asleep on my lap, purring & getting belly rubs. If you touch her when she doesn& #39;t wanna be touched, she& #39;ll shiv you.

LOVES playing with crumpled up aluminum foil. idfk why.
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