Us white people must atone for many things, among them that it's OUR fault US Chinese and Indian restaurants rarely use far-superior thigh meat -

because Chad McPale will pitch a *fit* on Yelp if his orange chicken has flavor

Like this is one of the universal laws of Yelp: for every good Chinese or Indian place, there will usually be a number of reviews from some WASP who is *incensed* that they weren't served a piece of cardboard chicken breast

I legit do not know where the white people Chicken Breast Cult comes from. Is it a hangover from the low-fat obsession of the 90s?

Because like, if you're already eating orange chicken or tikka masala, you might as well have it with meat that tastes good.