there’s some random man in my house i can hear him coming upstairs

he sounds australian

OH MY GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE CHAN JUST WITH A SLIGHTLY DDEEPER VOICE

wait he’s in the game room UM

he sounds kinda hot

i think he’s hot but i don’t wanna see him and ruin my expectations but he sounds like chan

AUSTRALIAN DILF IN MY HOUSE BUT HES A BIT YOUNGER THAN THE AVERAGE DILF

now what the hell is an australian dude doing in texas

nah he sounds so familiar and the only person i can think of is chan

OH MY GOD

SFOP

HES KINDA

do all australian dudes sound the same cuz i can literally hear a mix of chan and felix

he looks like 20

jesus christ bro

oh my

i will be back soon

okay i’m back my parents made me go say hi thank god i was already ready , i have no idea why he was here tho but something to help my dad with his job , he’s rly cute GOD i was too scared to talk tho i just said hi and left

he was rly sweet like he said “hi sweetie how are u ?” I ALMOST SOBBED I JUST SAID IM GOOD HRU WHY DIDNT I TALK LONGER IM GONNA

why am i doing all of this for a white man

MAN STOP RATIOING ME AT LEAST LIKE THE THREAD WHY DO YALL EVEN CARE

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY