rating sally face characters /10 (in no order) spoilers kinda

sal fisher - no way u can dislike him tbh everything he did was for the greater good and i love him 10/10

larry johnson - so sweet and didn’t judge sal when his mask came of 10/10 i love him

ashley campbell - if you dislike her u obviously didn’t pay attention to the game enough, she was very logical and her reactions were realistic. she only wanted the best for sal 9.5/10

todd morrison - literally the brains behind everything, u cant blame him for the red demon thing because it was not his fault at all 9/10

terrence addison - poor man i bet ur tea was lovely but that one level with u was rlly difficult so 7/10

mrs. gibson - bit of a bitch the entire game until u needed sals help. not a fan 3/10

chug cohen - definitely smelt like b.o constantly but he wasn’t a bad person 7/10

robert silva - he was so cool and i wish he was more of a main character 10/10

mrs rosenberg - i liked her a lot honestly, but i wish the game game more context to her disappearance and to what she was 8/10

david - HE WAS SO FUNNY i hope him and his mannequin girlfriend are doing well. also why was he never fully dressed 9/10

charley mansfield - definitely smelt like cat piss all of the time, creeped me the fuck out i hate him 2/10

mrs packerton - all i need to say is bologna 0/10

mr packerton - poor lad hope ur at peace now but i don’t really have an opinion on u other than u were desperate to die so 5/10

cj, azaria, sierra - i’m just doing them all in one because they didn’t do much. made david’s shelf wobble which automatically knocks points off bc i love david but they were nice so 5/10 very neutral

mrs sanderson - she was very nice but also sal looked so scared when he saw her body in the van so 6/10

mr sanderson - killed himself to see his wife again but she’d already gone so it was a bit pointless LOL 4/10

meagan holmes - FAV FAV FAV shes so sweet and was so happy that sal didn’t run away. IT WAS SO CUTE WHEN SHE ASKED SAL WHY HE WORE PIGTAILS IF HE WAS A BOY 10/10

this mf - fuck you/10

homeless man that always appeared on the 5th floor - are you okay ?? creeped me out and never made sense but he was probably snorting lines so 6/10

janis morrison (todds mum) - made that one comment about larry and sal going into the bathroom together that made me laugh but she was always high out of her mind 8/10

ray morrison (todd’s dad) - it was kinda mean that he made todd’s old bedroom into a weed farm but i mean they were happy 6/10

lisa johnson (larry’s mum) - I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH def one of my favs i would do anything for u lisa 10/10

henry fisher (sal’s dad) - he could’ve been there for sal a lot more i think, but he cared for sal as much as he could whilst grieving sal’s mother and seemed a lot happier when him and lisa married 7/10

soda - cried at her death angel 10/10

travis phelps - def in my top 3. painfully misunderstood and definitely had the fattest crush on sal but never confessed bc of his dad being the cult leader 10/10

maple - her and chug made soda so automatic points but she never really said much. didn’t like her fate though it was so unfair :( 7/10

neil - again in no way deserved what he got. he was so in love with todd that it was crazy so ig at least he died for him...?? idk 7/10

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