if you can't find enough workers at your current wages, you offer higher wages. that's how markets work!

republidumbs think business owners should never be the uncompensated losers from a shift in the market dynamics, only workers https://twitter.com/RepDavidRouzer/status/1388138766599086080

This reminds me of a story where Chicago restaurants had to pay people SEVENTEEN dollars an HOUR? in one of the country's largest CITIES?? and higher wages are presented as some kind of economic crisis

(worst possible human voice) "I'm kind enough to allow my employees to dance for pennies, and they just get up and leave me. I even allow them one glass of free club soda per shift. where's the loyalty!"

nobody should be confused about the bipartisan consensus on immigration

remember when we were told that mountains of food would rot if we didn't have human-wave attacks of serfs working the fields like it's ancient rome

big agriculture be like "no wtf now we have to invest in efficiency gains.... that sounds hard guys" https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-15/farm-labor-crunch-leads-u-s-produce-growers-to-turn-to-robots?sref=fBJG1w9m