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guessing bungou stray dogs characters:
okay, that& #39;s atsushi! i don& #39;t remember his other name so i& #39;m gonna call him noah. he& #39;s like 18, really nice, probably overly sensitive, and his parents are probably still alive so maybe his tragic backstory involves a friend or something? his power is being a furry.
akutagawa, i don& #39;t remember his other name so his name is now randal. he& #39;s kinda scary looking, probably kinda mean but in a quiet "i& #39;m actually stupid" type of way like todoroki. his power is he has a demon shadow or something? he& #39;s probably head canoned a lot as nb or gay.
not this bitch. dazai osamu aka alex because every alex is a fucking menace. he& #39;s very homosexual, but also painfully straight. he seems like he would have a personality like oikawa & tamaki suoh except he& #39;s toxic. i think he tortured a few gay people so he is homophobic as well.
oh, a child. he& #39;s something. his name is amber. i think he has a power kind of like alluka& #39;s, and maybe he& #39;s a little wonky in the head and doesn& #39;t see the problem with stuff like murder, maybe doesn& #39;t feel pain. probably comes from a murder cult family or was tortured as a [1/2]
![oh, a child. he& #39;s something. his name is amber. i think he has a power kind of like alluka& #39;s, and maybe he& #39;s a little wonky in the head and doesn& #39;t see the problem with stuff like murder, maybe doesn& #39;t feel pain. probably comes from a murder cult family or was tortured as a [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXu1nVIAILAf6.jpg "oh, a child. he& #39;s something. his name is amber. i think he has a power kind of like alluka& #39;s, and maybe he& #39;s a little wonky in the head and doesn& #39;t see the problem with stuff like murder, maybe doesn& #39;t feel pain. probably comes from a murder cult family or was tortured as a [1/2]")
![oh, a child. he& #39;s something. his name is amber. i think he has a power kind of like alluka& #39;s, and maybe he& #39;s a little wonky in the head and doesn& #39;t see the problem with stuff like murder, maybe doesn& #39;t feel pain. probably comes from a murder cult family or was tortured as a [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXu_3VIAA6F6d.jpg "oh, a child. he& #39;s something. his name is amber. i think he has a power kind of like alluka& #39;s, and maybe he& #39;s a little wonky in the head and doesn& #39;t see the problem with stuff like murder, maybe doesn& #39;t feel pain. probably comes from a murder cult family or was tortured as a [1/2]")
+ young child. atsushi is probably scared of him. maybe he starts off as an antagonist, but i don& #39;t think he& #39;s Evil evil. [2/2]
chuuya *eyes pop out of head, heart explodes* i can& #39;t remember his other name, but it& #39;s either something edgy or what you would name a victorian child. he& #39;s rude, hates dazai, probably homophobic homosexual but also hates str8s, and is surprisingly not stupid.
he looks like he& #39;s living his cottagecore country bumpkin dream. his name is lucy or adrien. he& #39;s nice, probably has to deal with stupid people a lot, and is a bit of a background character. dazai probably hatecrimed him once. he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, but maybe [1/2]
![he looks like he& #39;s living his cottagecore country bumpkin dream. his name is lucy or adrien. he& #39;s nice, probably has to deal with stupid people a lot, and is a bit of a background character. dazai probably hatecrimed him once. he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, but maybe [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXvqcVgAIUymq.jpg "he looks like he& #39;s living his cottagecore country bumpkin dream. his name is lucy or adrien. he& #39;s nice, probably has to deal with stupid people a lot, and is a bit of a background character. dazai probably hatecrimed him once. he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, but maybe [1/2]")
![he looks like he& #39;s living his cottagecore country bumpkin dream. his name is lucy or adrien. he& #39;s nice, probably has to deal with stupid people a lot, and is a bit of a background character. dazai probably hatecrimed him once. he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, but maybe [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXvw-VUAAzlne.jpg "he looks like he& #39;s living his cottagecore country bumpkin dream. his name is lucy or adrien. he& #39;s nice, probably has to deal with stupid people a lot, and is a bit of a background character. dazai probably hatecrimed him once. he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, but maybe [1/2]")
+ he has one that& #39;s either or super powerful or people say is really weak and useless. probably a nice power like controlling light or nature. [2/2]
BARKING BARKING LOUDLY, SEXY RUSSIAN MAN AWOOGA. his name is some shit that& #39;s like a mix of theodore and floch, which is atrocious, some i& #39;m gonna call him dilf. he& #39;s probably evil like dazai, but is sexier so it& #39;s okay. probably has a similar personality to him too, but [1/2]
![BARKING BARKING LOUDLY, SEXY RUSSIAN MAN AWOOGA. his name is some shit that& #39;s like a mix of theodore and floch, which is atrocious, some i& #39;m gonna call him dilf. he& #39;s probably evil like dazai, but is sexier so it& #39;s okay. probably has a similar personality to him too, but [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXwBpUUAA3-cN.jpg "BARKING BARKING LOUDLY, SEXY RUSSIAN MAN AWOOGA. his name is some shit that& #39;s like a mix of theodore and floch, which is atrocious, some i& #39;m gonna call him dilf. he& #39;s probably evil like dazai, but is sexier so it& #39;s okay. probably has a similar personality to him too, but [1/2]")
![BARKING BARKING LOUDLY, SEXY RUSSIAN MAN AWOOGA. his name is some shit that& #39;s like a mix of theodore and floch, which is atrocious, some i& #39;m gonna call him dilf. he& #39;s probably evil like dazai, but is sexier so it& #39;s okay. probably has a similar personality to him too, but [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXwHoVoAA-59-.jpg "BARKING BARKING LOUDLY, SEXY RUSSIAN MAN AWOOGA. his name is some shit that& #39;s like a mix of theodore and floch, which is atrocious, some i& #39;m gonna call him dilf. he& #39;s probably evil like dazai, but is sexier so it& #39;s okay. probably has a similar personality to him too, but [1/2]")
+ more intimidating and mean. his power is probably something weird or evil, maybe he gets inside people& #39;s minds and makes them see something? or something like itachi& #39;s where he can mentally torture people. [1/2]
oh, is this ranpo? why does he look like that. i can not get any type of read on this man, i am truly at a loss. the first picture would ask me to set him up on a date and the second one looks like he& #39;s gonna pick-pocket me to buy candy. first one looks like he has the [1/2]
![oh, is this ranpo? why does he look like that. i can not get any type of read on this man, i am truly at a loss. the first picture would ask me to set him up on a date and the second one looks like he& #39;s gonna pick-pocket me to buy candy. first one looks like he has the [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXweQVoAQM6uh.jpg "oh, is this ranpo? why does he look like that. i can not get any type of read on this man, i am truly at a loss. the first picture would ask me to set him up on a date and the second one looks like he& #39;s gonna pick-pocket me to buy candy. first one looks like he has the [1/2]")
![oh, is this ranpo? why does he look like that. i can not get any type of read on this man, i am truly at a loss. the first picture would ask me to set him up on a date and the second one looks like he& #39;s gonna pick-pocket me to buy candy. first one looks like he has the [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXwlCUcAAnRD3.jpg "oh, is this ranpo? why does he look like that. i can not get any type of read on this man, i am truly at a loss. the first picture would ask me to set him up on a date and the second one looks like he& #39;s gonna pick-pocket me to buy candy. first one looks like he has the [1/2]")
+ personality of satoru from erased, second is mina. his power is being a newspaper boy and stealing. [2/2]
her name is sabine and she& #39;s going to kill a man when she feels like it. probably likes fancier things and is kinda classy, but not in a white girl way. her power involves butterflies? maybe she can turn into them and disappear or she has some type of material manipulation power?
what is this gender. maybe a girl, but animes do like feminine men sk i& #39;m gonna assume they don& #39;t know what gender is and their name is some mystical shit like arove. they probably like studio ghibli movies, except they& #39;ve never seen one because their life is full of [1/2]
![what is this gender. maybe a girl, but animes do like feminine men sk i& #39;m gonna assume they don& #39;t know what gender is and their name is some mystical shit like arove. they probably like studio ghibli movies, except they& #39;ve never seen one because their life is full of [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXxN-VoAAtYhh.jpg "what is this gender. maybe a girl, but animes do like feminine men sk i& #39;m gonna assume they don& #39;t know what gender is and their name is some mystical shit like arove. they probably like studio ghibli movies, except they& #39;ve never seen one because their life is full of [1/2]")
![what is this gender. maybe a girl, but animes do like feminine men sk i& #39;m gonna assume they don& #39;t know what gender is and their name is some mystical shit like arove. they probably like studio ghibli movies, except they& #39;ve never seen one because their life is full of [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXxbYVcAMDYRX.jpg "what is this gender. maybe a girl, but animes do like feminine men sk i& #39;m gonna assume they don& #39;t know what gender is and their name is some mystical shit like arove. they probably like studio ghibli movies, except they& #39;ve never seen one because their life is full of [1/2]")
+ crippling mental illness. their father is probably evil and they were forced to do something bad as a child and feels really guilty about it. their mom probably died of an illness like cancer. i care them. they probably try to die a few times and have a really sad death. [2/2]
THIS BITCH IS FROM BUNGOU STRAY DOGS?? he looks like he would be treated the same way people treat iida. he& #39;s probably smart, kinda rudish, and has never talked to a woman before but also has a female secretary. he reminds me of the bitch from ajin except more nanami-like. [1/2]
![THIS BITCH IS FROM BUNGOU STRAY DOGS?? he looks like he would be treated the same way people treat iida. he& #39;s probably smart, kinda rudish, and has never talked to a woman before but also has a female secretary. he reminds me of the bitch from ajin except more nanami-like. [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXxyqVIAQrXbW.jpg "THIS BITCH IS FROM BUNGOU STRAY DOGS?? he looks like he would be treated the same way people treat iida. he& #39;s probably smart, kinda rudish, and has never talked to a woman before but also has a female secretary. he reminds me of the bitch from ajin except more nanami-like. [1/2]")
![THIS BITCH IS FROM BUNGOU STRAY DOGS?? he looks like he would be treated the same way people treat iida. he& #39;s probably smart, kinda rudish, and has never talked to a woman before but also has a female secretary. he reminds me of the bitch from ajin except more nanami-like. [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXx5rUUAA7Cxm.jpg "THIS BITCH IS FROM BUNGOU STRAY DOGS?? he looks like he would be treated the same way people treat iida. he& #39;s probably smart, kinda rudish, and has never talked to a woman before but also has a female secretary. he reminds me of the bitch from ajin except more nanami-like. [1/2]")
+ his legs kinda fucked up looking. his power is either super helpful and he& #39;s an ass about it or he has a lame ass power. maybe some type of tracking power? [2/2]
girlkisser. she probably breaks the law a lot and has a cool ass motorcycle or something. she just wants to quit her job and stab her coworker. her power has something to do with her mouth? i feel like she can still talk so maybe not voice control - but something similar.
that& #39;s the goth bitch from ohshc. he looks like the son of dilf. i don& #39;t know why he has a raccoon, but i feel like it doesn& #39;t have anything to do with his power, he& #39;s just weird. number 1 misogynist and also a homophobic bisexual. his power involves calling people ugly.
whose father is this, atsushi& #39;s? he kinda...y& #39;know. probably a clan head or ceo of something, point is he& #39;s in a position of power. he& #39;s ashamed of his son and doesn& #39;t pay attention to his wife, but he cares. not homophobic, but will be if needed. his name is mr sir. [1/2]
![whose father is this, atsushi& #39;s? he kinda...y& #39;know. probably a clan head or ceo of something, point is he& #39;s in a position of power. he& #39;s ashamed of his son and doesn& #39;t pay attention to his wife, but he cares. not homophobic, but will be if needed. his name is mr sir. [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXzD4UYAAd1tK.jpg "whose father is this, atsushi& #39;s? he kinda...y& #39;know. probably a clan head or ceo of something, point is he& #39;s in a position of power. he& #39;s ashamed of his son and doesn& #39;t pay attention to his wife, but he cares. not homophobic, but will be if needed. his name is mr sir. [1/2]")
![whose father is this, atsushi& #39;s? he kinda...y& #39;know. probably a clan head or ceo of something, point is he& #39;s in a position of power. he& #39;s ashamed of his son and doesn& #39;t pay attention to his wife, but he cares. not homophobic, but will be if needed. his name is mr sir. [1/2]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0UXzKBVEAIdLbU.jpg "whose father is this, atsushi& #39;s? he kinda...y& #39;know. probably a clan head or ceo of something, point is he& #39;s in a position of power. he& #39;s ashamed of his son and doesn& #39;t pay attention to his wife, but he cares. not homophobic, but will be if needed. his name is mr sir. [1/2]")
+ he doesn& #39;t look like he has a power, maybe he& #39;s just a really good strategist and leader. very intimidating to others. [2/2]
okay, that& #39;s it. end of thread 
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