places ive taken a nap that are more comfortable than my bed but it gets more concerning the further down you go: a thread
underneath my bed 10/10
• nice and cold
• i had just cleaned it
• undisturbed bc nobody could find me
behind a couch 4/10
• snug and comfy
• minus points because i got stuck and im claustrophobic
the floor of a van 7/10
• surprisingly more comfortable than sleeping on the seats
• my uncle gave me his blanket
• minus points bc i hit my head when we braked too hard
a basket 5/10
• was a very nice nap until my brother started kicking it and tried to push the basket down the stairs like a sled
my grandparents driveway 100/10
• we had just finished swimming so the nap hit hard asf *chefs kiss*
• one of my few happy childhood memories
a freezer -10/10
• freezer wasnt on
• i was 6
• was very comfortable until i realized the freezer locked from the outside
• cried until my uncle let me out
• he laughed at me :/
• why im claustrophobic
on the sidewalk outside of a medical clinic 12/10
• literally why i made this thread
• was in army basic training at the time
• hadnt taken a nap in 6 weeks
• dude named flores let me use his rucksack as a pillow in exchange for some watermelon cough drops
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