The way everyone dressed at my wedding (in conjunction with other things), it was no surprise when at the end of everything I was hearing stuff like
I must be a "yahoo boy". Our friends are "Yahoo boys and girls".
I happy die.
Small minds no fit comprehend excellence.

Spotted one aunty with her jaws on the floor when Fola entered.

Luyidee and Jibo were both on point.
I had a hip flask that never ran dry.
Tibuck was basically a prostitute that weekend.

Shigo dey twerk like pole dancer.

Some of those videos must never make it to twitter.

Just to mention a few.
Make una dey there dey wonder who dance pass who.
Have fun and be merry abeg. It won't happen 2ce.