another day another confirmation of my status as a beer d*ke

are ipa’s beers?? either way this shit is great i feel great

im still lovesick but now i’m also comfy and drunk so it’s all okay

google says they are beers so hey look at me such a smart lass

since i’m a genius now i declare that love is real because i feel it whenever i talk to my friends and another

i still don’t want kids but like the power my future wife and i could wield by both being milfs would be astronomical

can’t wait to wake up sober and want to delete this thread but jokes on you mayari drunk may is posting so many replies it’ll be a hassle to delete boom bitch your love is eternal

in other news im gonna tell a woman i like her tomorrow night and i might die from it but i also might not and that’s a chance i’ll have to take i guess

like she’s jusr,, so wonderful?? like im actually lcuky to have her as a friend and to be hers i’ve never known someone so delightful

FULL homo

like not to be h*rny on main but she’s so pretty and wonderful and i literally wanna like hold her hand and go to ikea with her