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valentine mailman
this is so fucking funny to me because 1) gender. and 2) I had a friend named marissa in that class that I was like in love with. one time she stood in line next to amy instead of me and i sobbed for like ten minutes in the middle of the playground
one time her mom called my mom and told her that she needed to stop letting me call marissa because apparently I just called her like all the time
when I was seventeen my mom straight up said to me: are you a lesbian? and I was like, only halfway, but also What gave it away? was it being five years old and at least twice a week trying to convince marissas mom to let her go to daycare w me????
this thread went off the tracks, but it's one am so imma let myself slide
