REASONS WHY @fat_apo IS A GREAT FRIEND bc i dont outwardly appreciate him enough (dont puke)) (melodramatics ahead))

firstly. i know for a fact that future jamie will kick past jamie in the ass for not doing u justice but i'm bored and ur amazing so this thread is happening now whether i want it to or not :D

as our starter you are rlly soft and sweet like sorry i rmbr when u tried to convince me u were masculine as fuck yeah that might be true but in this household i don't be giving a flying fuck we're gonna push that aside and focus on how ur literally 1 of

the most secretly soft and thoughtful people i've ever met exhibit a) u not actually murdering my pets (except mittens), b) making me that turtle helmet , c) putting up with my insecure ass ik im annoying as fuck im rlly trying :(

secondly following from exhibit c) we have u putting up with my depressing rants (srry) n telling me im not ugly even tho im pretty fking sure i am (sorry thats gtta b really tiring too)

thirdly. idk what the fuck this is . why do we msg all the time. i feel so horrible im prolly wasting ur time but u always reply so thanks :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( i rlly shld stop msging u so much u have a life

NEXT ur rlly funny sorry but i laugh at like every second thing u say it's either because ur a hot mess (srry bout it) or im delirious who knows but ur funnyasf

after that we have the obligatory CUTE tweet (hehe) ur literally so adorable u are going to hate me eventually for calling u cute all the time but ur so endearing i dont understand how u cld not be loveable but ur personality = pure masterpiece

and lastly to finish off the melodrama . since u always compliment me and i nvr dish it back u r truly (dont take this the wrong way) handsome beautiful strong boi ily and pls never forget it bc ur amazing 11/10 Abercrombie model shit