tfw your only emails (in one of your inboxes at least) is a tracking number and 2nd vaccine info

INBOX ZERO IN A COUPLE WEEKS \\o/
Guess I should probably work on my other inbox as well...

Though it's the weird one that gets emails from other officials countries asking me to violate ITAR among other government and military tech export laws and regulations

I wish I were joking
(it's probably just a federal phishing/sting operation trying to get the tech i spent soooo muuuch time and energy designing because I used to always say I'd never sell to feds)
well that took a turn for the insane

if you can't beat em, join em? or something

jk I'm just here for the glasses 😎
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