shit i have to do in stardew valley, not because anyone is forcing me but because i only push myself to accomplish goals in video games ; a thread

blackmail the mayor cos i know he's sleeping with the local rancher

MARRY SEB

get shane to be friends with me, not because i like him but because i'm a piece of shit and want to simply prove that i can in fact get that prickly bastard to come out of his shell

make emily my girlfriend. it is happening. idc if i have to cheat on seb.

ACQUIRE A BLUE CHICKEN.

make jas stop saying i smell like grass ???

MARRY SEB x2

; end of thread for rn