watching 'a goofy movie' for what i think might be the first time ever

wait i think ive definitely watched this with my niece but i remember like 3-8% about it

also gonna look for evidence supporting the #GoofyIsABlackMan theory. so far im getting goofy as a country backwaters black man who busted his as working for disney so he could give his son a bourgie life in the burbs which is why max sounds like that

so he's gonna make roxanne fall in love with him by lip syncing for his life as powerline? idk chile

i remember the leaning tower of cheese-a dude so i guess i have seen this before

tevin campbell is unmatched so i get it

so wait my mans goofy is working at a sears picture studio? did mickey lay him off? he dont have no retirement package? damn maybe he is black, he coulda sued

dang the principal just told goofy his son is 'dressed like a gang member' they definitely black

then said he's gon end up in the electric chair! he called him a superpredator smh

look at goofy's map. they not fucking with the south at all. definitely black

also according to this map goofy's last name/family name is Goofey. so is his name.... Goofy Goofey?

the movie: 'who's your favorite possum????!?!'

me: a dead one

pete got a bowling lane on top of an rv. definition of 'weird flex, but okay'

pete is the hater of the year!

i also keep calling pete bluto

yooooo ive never seen goofy this mad before! call cps max might not be safe!!

on second thought put max's lil disrespectful unappreciative ass up for adoption! you push my car into the rapids and i have to listen to you tell me how awful i am? TO THE ORPHANAGE!

oh wait! theyre singing and harmonizing together, i think theyre gonna be okay!

i gotta say i was not expecting to enjoy this movie as much as i did. what a good birthday weekend watch! goofy nem are definitely black! bravo!