It's #NationalHonestyDay 😈

Here are our honest opinions of you based on what you play. 👇
Fortnite players:
“You’re literally dogwater, freer than a public restroom, 19 dollar fortnite card, earnings check”? Please start carrying a plant around for all the oxygen you're wasting.
Overwatch players:
You probably haven't showered in 2 weeks. You're the reason they need to print instructions on shampoo bottles.
League of Legends players:
You have terrible mechanics. Don’t try to play other games. Instead of buying all those skins you should’ve bought Kovaaks. Noah’s ark couldn't carry you animals.
Valorant players:
I love you.
Smash players:
If you lose to a Pikachu, you seriously need to reevaluate your life choices. You're getting KO'd by a 1 foot 4, 13 lb mouse.
COD Warzone players:
Using a controller does not mean you are good at the game. Anyone with opposable thumbs can aim when you snap to people across the map. You can literally teach a chimp to do it.
Minecraft players:
Undisputed best game. End of discussion.
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