No

absolutely not
No, we do not need Al Franken back for anything

No, Al Franken was not treated unfairly

Yes, left-of-center voters do at least theoretically hold their politicans to a higher standard, AS THEY SHOULD
Conservative politicians are not held to any standard of conduct because all their voters want from them is to hurt the people whom they hate

Liberals are supposed to want something more
Al Franken is not irreplaceable

If you really want another rich white liberal guy then they're a dime a dozen

find one who can keep his hands to himself

find one who doesn't think demeaning women is funny

shouldn't be that difficult

and if it is then you have bigger problems
I know that to every rich cishet white guy out there

whenever another rich cishet white guy doesn't to be in charge anymore

it seems like the worst thing that could ever happen to him

like you may as well just kill him because that's the same thing

but I promise he'll be OK
It doesn't matter whether you get Al Franken back or replace him with another guy just like him

it's not like electoral politics will save you

Our systems aren't designed to save you

they're designed to corrupt or kill anyone who even tries
Actually y'know what nevermind if you want Al Franken back please shout that at the top of your lungs at every opportunity

Whether they're libs or dirtbag slurcialists it's at least convenient when useless allies announce that you can't trust them not to throw you under the bus
Heh wow there are a lot of liberals liking this thread and following me who probably didn't read to the end and who are gonna get really pissed off by like literally everything else I tweet
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