a series of honest slogans about St. Louis

St. Louis: it's affordable

St. Louis: I was a 3 in California, but I'm a 6 in St. Louis. Maybe even a 6.5

St. Louis: honestly, not a great bike riding city

St. Louis: no one will give you a hard time about drinking in public parks

St. Louis: yeah we know all know Chicago is "better" but don't expect me to say it out loud

St. Louis: I know you aren't from here. Yes, I still want to know where you want to high school.

St. Louis: the only time we even think about Kansas City is when they try to talk about how KC is better. It isn't.

St. Louis: pretty decent tap water

St. Louis: When you're here, you probably stayed because of family

St. Louis: honestly if it was any nicer, we couldn't afford to live here

St. Louis: kind of a weirdly high number of people from Boston. We aren't sure why

St. Louis: we hate Illinois, but we hate Missouri too

St. Louis: if you smoke a cigarette downtown, get ready for someone to ask you for a cigarette

and finally

St. Louis: we invented some weird food items. We are going to ask you if you have ever tried them.