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Every day I thank god my dad is not on social media based on the phone calls I have with him
“Heard we have a car shortage!” “We don’t have a shortage of cars, dad”
“Think the government started some things with social distancing things so we should pray” “what do you think they started, dad?” “I dunno! This is why I talk to you.”
“Your cousin has manners now.”
“YOUR OLD MAN IS BACK TO PLAYING SOFTBALL! Double headers on a Sunday! Playin’ with the young 20 somethings and playing like it’s my last!” (Shouting into the phone)
I was live tweeting this because my dad will talk for 15 minutes straight and not even take a breath for me to interject
“Got some big things coming up in may. Bringing your mom to the bowling banquet!” (I’m obsessed.)
