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These are not the primary reason I want a wealth tax to support universal childcare, but they do look like someone was trying to CAD an even uglier version of the Ford F-150 when a cat walked on their keyboard. https://twitter.com/KimBhasin/status/1388143318928855051
The design brief was “What would Bruce Wayne wear on his finger?” and it was 100% serious.
What we’re going to do, see, is take some of the most beautiful small abiotic materials imaginable and make them look like they think soy sauce is too spicy.
“I heard there’s a color called ‘gunmetal’. Make them whatever that is. I’ll start writing the copy. No! Skip the filigree, just get us something we can call ‘gunmetal’ without the FTC complaining.”
A whiteboard in Tiffany Thinkovation Labs that’s mostly erased but you can still see a bullet point that says “Makes you look like you can tip well but don’t.”
The 2023 model year rings will have tiny speakers that play revving noises.
