I'm legit writing this right now but please imagine: namgi sexting

namjoon: and then I like
namjoon: touch you
yoongi: okay
yoongi: yeah I could get on board with that
namjoon: cool
namjoon: cool yeah
yoongi: yeah
yoongi: nice

idk why this is my vision but it is

namjoon: hey in the next bit I reference some marxist theory, maybe brush up on your reading of this (insert pdf) so you're able to understand it fully
yoongi: ok yeah I'm into this

k here's the other thing: they would be mercilessly mocked for the way they sext by everyone in bts but like. the two of them? so happy. they love the way they sext. they're both completely on the same page. they're in love.

they both find it SO EROTIC and think the other is like THE BEST SEXTER ON PLANET EARTH and I find that really sweet :')