if you& #39;ve ever thought "I would like to read some of Ian& #39;s writing" but have also thought "I don& #39;t want to commit to a full feature or a tv pilot" HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU - the website version of me has SHORT SCRIPTS you can pump DIRECTLY into your EYES https://www.icsetc.com/scripts ">https://www.icsetc.com/scripts&q...

You can read these absolute BANGERS (citation needed) in as many minutes as they are pages long. Wow!! You can& #39;t afford NOT to read them! Because they are free and I will bill you if you don& #39;t read them but did read this tweet and this one supporting it.

Watch some music videos! Gasp in heart-choking HORROR as you digest literal PAGES of COMMERCIAL WRITING! Press release sample? There& #39;s ONE! Several short stories? YOU BET YOUR ENTIRE BUTT WE GOT THOSE. A SMALL BOOK featuring ALTERNATE VERSIONS of those stories? YES. THAT EXISTS.

But that& #39;s not all! There& #39;s also an ABOUT PAGE he badly needs to REWRITE! And maybe he should CHANGE THE PICTURE. Why am I referring to myself in the THIRD PERSON?

Hello, this is Ian& #39;s lawyer. I apologize for the aggressive tone of this thread. Please buy the book. It& #39;s four bucks. Come on. COME ON.

You could pay more if you want, but that& #39;s a dollar a story. That& #39;s practically no dollars at all. What else can you get for four bucks nowadays anyway? A couple Topo Chicos? Yeah. You could get a couple Topo Chicos, but what are you gonna READ? EH? HUH?