This Kotaku review of Returnal is nuts. First off, the bat creatures telegraph the move by glowing, & if you shoot em they dont dash. But also, what he did in 33hrs I did in my 10hr stream. Im already at the biome he’s still stuck in

Why are these the ppl getting review codes 🤦‍♀️ https://twitter.com/sophnar0747/status/1388155930718650369
Losing my mind at the incompetence on display in these Returnal reviews. Patrick Klepek of Vice (he makes 100k a year BTW) couldn’t even get past the second level during his ten hours with the game.

How?
And then there’s this, what the fuck even is this?
PC Magazine published a review and the critic couldn’t even get past the second level. Holy fuck. Just. Holy fuck.
The critic at The Washington Post also couldn’t get past the second level.

And I swear, the game is somewhat challenging but it’s not that hard. In ten hours I died only 12 times and I reached the fifth level, defeating 3/4 bosses on my first try.
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